TFT's Rajini Jokes Collection

I find our thalaivar's jokes to be the happening thing in our group these days... So instead of sending them in mails why not we publish our creations here in our group blog and have fun reading. I am starting it by publishing some of my creations .. :D.. Its just for fun and i request none to take it seriously :D ....

1) Rajnikanth got bored one day and started donating books and audio collections from his personal library.
Today those stuff can be found on WikiLeaks ...

2) Rajnikanth years ago "ssssshhhhhhedddd" ( silenced ) an innocent girl....
The gal was none other than our snata ..... :D ...
She has remained silent since then :D

3) Rajnikanth once told a joke to the TFT's .
Rashmi laughed instantly :D ... ( No more tubelightism ) ....

4) Rajni one day after hearing Vidya sing said she reminds him of Balasubramaniam.
So Inspired, she married a guy with the same name and today she is Vidya Govindarajan Balasubramaniam :D ...

5) Long long time ago Rajini debated with Ashwini.
Obviously Rajini lost and from then on goes around telling" Naa oru vaadi sonna , Nooru vaadi soona maadari (If i say once, it equals me telling 100 times) ..."
just to conserve his energy for debating wid her again :D :D...

6) Rajini once had a conversation with Divya in Kannada.
From then on he stopped acting in kannada films :D.....

7) Only once in his life Rajini was admitted to Nimhans.
Poor guy had attempted to read Krishna's mind :D ...

8) Rajnikanth once eveteased a cow in switzerland ..
Today the cow is so famous that Roger federer married it :D...

9) Rajnikanth once donated all his old undies and bannians to Queen Victoria.
They now form the collections called Victoria's Secret, which Rajni recently revealed .....
( Joke was going around that Rajni knows Victoria's secret :).. this is the actual secret ..

10) Rajni once opened a stunts training institute for a day. Guess who was the topper after the course ??
Jackie chan came last, Jet Li flunked, the topper was our very own Balayya and Vijaykanth was second..

11) During MahaBharath days Rajini owned a silk saree showroom...
His one and only customer was Draupadi .... :D ..

(The limitless Saree when she was getting denuded was the greatest fashion creation of our Thalaivar)

12) Rajini convinced Calvin that Hobbes was just a toy.
That was the end of Calvin n Hobbes :( ...

Cochin Trip Planning Chain mails will continue :)

We all were sad just a day before yesterday as we said Adieu to one of our beloved active gang member Div for her maternity leave to Mangalore but still we were in good mood as our trip plan to cochin was still on, after so much hungama and efforts by many ppl.There was fear in everybody's mind about the Ayodhya's verdict as it's on the verge of coming out.We all were hoping for the best to happen and our trip should still be intact.The destiny itself had something in its mind,some of the members dropped out coz of some unavoidable circumstances and remaining were eagerly waiting for the verdict.
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Though the verdict was not pleasing for any of the communities or even not bad for any of them,still the fear of getting into some unnecessary risks blocked us from going to trip.We all fought for coming to a conclusion for the trip and pav went into detox mode after hearing the verdict(not Ayodhya's but our plans of postponing trip).He has to be upset as he took so much responsibilities in arranging the trip and we were so close in starting our another memorable trip. Anyways its just got postponed,we got more time to continue our chain mails for trip planning, pav, come to normal mode soon :P and we will be back in our trip action soon with a BANG :).

MOM of meetup at Div's place

People present : Myself, Sandeep,Div,Sandeep,Pavan,Ashu,Krish,Vids,Hari,Surya,Vinayak

My Updates :

- Ashu tells her "long" US stories before any of us arrive , and though she wants to repeat them to us, div forbids her from doing so :D , so Ashu will send mails , each mail with a photo and the story associated with them
- Pavan also has already told about his lost and found wallet story , but though div forbids him , he manages to tell most of the " wallet,lorry and dosti" story in bits and pieces :D
-Pavan has made masala vada , one per person and I got Mangalore dish ( though div took sometime to recognize it :D) upkari. All limited stocks since we were making those for first time. Ashu was all hungry , but div again forbid her from eating until everyone arrives :D
-there was this movie aitraaz playing on TV , and pavan declares that he has seen only one scene in this movie , but in another movie :D
-Surya comes with Vinayak who makes a guest appearance and disappears :D , I think all together Surya spoke some 20 words while she was there :D but she was all smiles all thro ;)
-Vids and Hari arrive , but Vids didn't get tea :D so we had to do without tea ;)
-Krish Sandeep and Sandeep  wanted the TV to be ON so that when we had discussed a topic , we could stare at it and come up with other topics to talk about :D funny thing was , we were actually , all at a time , staring at the TV in between talks :D after the TV was switched off, people started staring at the table :D
- We start teasing krish and pavan for u know what :D but Krish starts taking this seriously and so we stop it making it clear to him that we were just joking :D
-we all eat masala vada, upkari, jamun and 7 cup cake . everything tastes great :D
-Ashu keeps saying that vids is looking somewhat different and vids says may be its coz she didn't wash her hair :D
-Everybody reserves the things that they will buy from div's place when she is shifting to Mangalore ;)
-Ashu reminds vids about " yamma yamma" song from ravichandran movie which she used hear daily in cab , krish asks sandeep not to see the song video :D sandeep goes and gets his laptop and starts watching the video of the song :D

Ashu's addition :D :

1)krish guiding  div’s sandeep…on all “A” related kannada songs!:D..:P:P…
2) Div finally uttering one word emphatically in kannada ..” “.. :D ..I forgot that word but it sounded so cute!:D…
3) Rash listening  one whole recipe from divs mil….and then saying..i will ask u when i am making it!:D….
4)Krish asking for a pic to be  clicked as and when the goodies are passed form any hand to his hand!:D
5)Vids stopping at udupi gardens bcos of rain..and still forgetting to get us tea ;)…v teased her so much papa…n she looks different with sindoor and all I guess ;)..
6)Pav’s numbering abilities of more than one per person masala vada..btw it was awesome..and yes..the special masala vada went to rash’s sandeep.
7)Vikas goin to pancharangi and calling up sandeep and asking him to avoid it .FYI rash had said “cheenagidhyanthe” ;):D
8) Surya’s ooty plans n divs and vids and rashs suggestions..
9)Vids emphasizing that we meet up at her place next time…and we telling that ..it will happen when john arrives.


Pavan's :

-Sandeep was roaming around in Bermuda in Ooty while people were wearing woolen clothes
- And Div’s Sandeep was very slyly marketing all the goods to be sold in between breaks during talks :D
- Rash again appointed Krish to drop Vids without asking him :D
- Vids recalled her horrendous experience at my place, yet again :D

Vid's:

Div's Sandeep concluded "yammo yammo" video is normal
Ashu telling not to open the gifts
Everybody watching TV when we paused


-And then we all say goodbye and went home:D

Tagged! :p

Well yeah..gurumata tagged me...7 things aobut me:p:p...n i guess it was a double plot by rash n pav to get me to start to write something on the grp blog!:p:p...n i promised rash... so..here goes...wait...y is this thing on the grp blog u ask...well ive nowhere else to land!:p:p...so i rest in peace..
1)Well for starters....i like being silent...CAN b silent ..just dont opt for it too much tats al!:p...:D...n i dont talk when im actually thinkin planning n doing something important:D...[now a days i yap more n now kno the reason:D]:p:p.. n ofcourse i dont talk at all...wen im damn hurt or my ideologies r hurt...eitherways!:p...u c ..i go dumbfounded to respond not react!:p.. I might just punch u in the face for a reaction!:D
2) Im pretty frank:p:p...i wil never compliment u just bcoz u complimented me and vice versa!:D... unless i feel it sincerely!:D....n ofcourse the same applies for other non sensical words tat come out of my mouth!:p.....n will always fight for wat i truly belive in..even if im on lonely planet!:p....bottom line...speak my heart out!:p
3)I am a very private person!:D...okie dokie..now dont fall off ur chair laughin!:p:p...ul never get to kno wat im upto..until n unless i tell u!:D... No big deal!:D...tats al!:p.. i like keepin it tat way:p
4) I literally loathe ppl who think making digs at other ppl is some amazing humour content!:p..bah !..i pity them:p:p..wel ya... making fun of ne situation is a good thing..tats ur seeing the funny side of it...but not with ppl....they breathe..they respire...they vibrate:p..so get a life...or atleast get some humour ..dude!:p:p
5)I am no animal lover...well i just like them at a safe distance from me(safe n sane for both of us :p)... not tat i despise them... just tat some things look better wen at a distance ..i like keepin it tat way!...rmbr "dhooradha betta kaanige NuNNu" ..(non kannadigas...tats just yet another quote meanin the same;))
6)Ive an aweosme memory :):D... ya i kno..it can b really irritating wen i boast of tat!:D... i just cant forget things tat matter...n usually mostly numbers!:d...I wil kil u if u dont wish me happy bday![:D... well ul regret it for a whole yr ...u wudn want to experince tat]..N also i like etiquette n chivalry...il never let u go without the usual thnakyous sorries n pleases ;).. u kno the courtesies long forgotten!:D..i irritate u until i make sure u shower me al the courtesies!:D... n chivalry ;) he he..wel which gal doesnt like to b floored with chivalry!:D...at times ;):p..but plz dont drown me with tat either:p:p..as i said i can b irriatingly contradictory:p
7) Ok now wat can i bore u with!:D...the last thing!;p:p..ok i hate giant wheels!:D... u can never convince me to ride tat!:D...i loathe it!:D..N ya my mind usally is multi taskin..tats y i speak unrealted stuff!:D...u just hav to figure out the link betw them..n yo my ADJS rock!:D...i kno n belive in my talent:p:p so wat if u guys dont!:D... i can stil b right n al of u wrong!:D....

Tats it...il already written so much elaborately boring stuff...now get back to work..n stop cursing me for no revelations n brking news not found!:D... redirect all of them to RASH..... :D
@Rash: The honor is all urs... :D..for finally makin me pen atelast something on the grp blog!:)... wil surely fil it with interesting stuff...mosstly experiences in the comin fture...til then...ciao!:) keep smiling!:)..btw lov u rash!:)

MOM of Yesterday's Meetup

Hi All,

Please find the details of our meeting yesterday at Shanti Sagar & PG Premises. It was a long and an awesome meet-up :) :)


People who were fit and fine to come and wanted to come :D
- Ashu,Krish,me,Rash & Sandeep (Guest of honor, made a befitting entry honking and chasing Rash in car :D)

Special credit to Rash for making it inspite of the hectic day and week :)

People who couldnt come because of health reasons
- Divya

People who couldnt come because of unavoidable reasons
- Vidhya,Hari,John,Surya,Vimala,Ankur,Sneha,Prabha

People who ditched us last moment because of false rain alarms.
None :D

Hot topics :

1. Krish desperately wants to go to Las Vegas. So much so he wants a visa directly to Las Vegas, not to US :D . He says the casinos there will need Java coding, so he'll find a job there. Or he'll do bartending (How krish will do this wid his sleeping habits is beyond my thinking ability :D). And he didn't even reveal how he'll enjoy in Las Vegas....
2. We are already discussing our next trip. As soon as Ash leaves to US, we'll go for a trip ;)
3. We again sat in Shanti sagar & had Butter Masala  Dosa, Rava dosa, Pav bhaji with extra pav, Special sev puri, masala puri and 2/3 coffee between the 3 of us
4. Ash narrated her visa interview goofups (eg, she didn't have 7 rs to give and begged ppl around :D). The entire story has the potential of a full length feature film,so we will not discuss this in this short write-up.
5. We came to know Krish doesn't talk a lot coz if he does, a cyclone and whirlpool is formed and can destroy an entire vicinity.All the energy is pent up within him all these years. I suggested we'll go to Palace grounds one day and he can demonstrate this to us :D
6. Rash told us to wait at sony world but went upstairs in Shanti Sagar and called us from there,demonstrating her tubelightism. (Ashu,alli elru nin thara ne kanta idru :D :D)
7. Ashwini wanted some movies and TV series in her hard disk. We told her John will be absolutely help her with this coz he keeps saying internet is really fast there (24Mbps or something) and movies get downloaded in half hour. But not sure if he knows how to download. Either that or John will say "En movie nodtiya Ashu,el oodadtiya? we'll just sit,brood and introspect about the girl in the moon & maybe write a poem or two" :D
8. Also when Ashwini asked if anyone has TV series like LOST and Prison break and what other series she can watch, Krish went into deep thought for a min, and then suddenly suggested "Prison break". Then Ash dragged and dragged it and made a big joke out of it (like always) :D. And we suggested her Naruto, as usual.the show will be on even when her kids start watching TV,we said.
9.  Also when asked where his pics are, John told her "U r coming here no, I'll show u in my cam" & told her not to get anything from India coz he has lot of stuff to send back. Hilarious! :D
10. I said "I WILL join yoga classes this Saturday but I dont know where to join" :P. And bigger irony is I said it as soon as we passed by a yoga center :D
11. Ashu is obsessed wid my doddappa (uncle) ever since I told ppl he's taking special interest in getting me married now. She mentions him everywhere & mostly out of context. I wonder why :D
12. It was eerily familiar how Krish & Ash were explaining me how the elders will coax me into getting married to some random gal (U just come n see, we'll not get u married if u don't like and then later - what's wrong wid that gal,its all decided now,over :P). Anyways I assured Ashwini I wont get married till she comes back but Krish is 100% sure I'll be engaged :D
13.  Sandeep came and spoke to us for a while. And gave us a good news. There's this company called which sends you directly to Las vegas it seems. And the office is in ITPL. Its a colorful office and we used to wonder what kinda work these ppl do. Now I know :D
14. The most hilarious part is a conversation b/w Krish & Rash :We saw some flowers on a tree (similar to mallige) and then ,

       Krish's doubt : They use these flowers somewhere. Where do they use? 
       Rash : Nowhere
       K : No somewhere they use. Where?
       R (now irritated) : They r not used anywhere. U shut up
      We started thinking and suggesting products where it may be used
       K (still inquisitive) : no no no..somewhere else
Rash, high annoyed now starts making her typical hand movements and scolding in high pitched voice "Elllluuuu illlllllaa".After 5 minutes of this , Krish goes "Dont they use it for garlands?" :D :P :P .Rash tried lifting a huge stone nearby to throw it at Krish. Hearing us, the house owner came n stared at us until we slowly drifted away from there as if nothing happened.

Phew, too many. Please add anything that I have missed in the comments

Till next time...   :)

Regards,
Pav

P.S : I copied Div's template from the last meetup. We'll follow the same template for any MOMs going forward :D (Div, I changed the "Thats all folks" at the end to "Till next time" ;))

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THE Wedding ;)

As you all know, we went to a far-far wedding on a weekday last week and it was quite an enlightening experience. I have no patience go through all of it again,but here are some highlights

1) To start with, my Elimination theory. If it is a bother, eliminate. I refuse to elaborate any further for fear of being branded a wicked & bad person ;)

2) Sandeep was passing by us in his car while we were waiting and Rash saying "oh hogta iddane, hogta idane". I pointed at an auto saying "Look, Sandeep" and for a second, Rash went towards the auto :D

3) Prabha asking us where the wedding is :P :D

4) When Sandeep asks all of us if anyone knows the address or at least the marriage hall's name, we all looked at each others' faces (So much for mocking Prabs). Then we had to get help from Sneha and her slow-pdf-opening PC to get directions.

5) Sandeep's vents out his frustration at the traffic "Its nice and cool to sit in a car. Only when you are driving will you feel the heat" . But its thanks to him the trip went smoothly for us . Dropped everyone back home too :)

6) My explanation of Practice at Shanti Sagar. The story goes thus : If Krishna, Ashwini ad me only 3 of us go to Singapore on a trip, it should not end up being awkward. So we decided we 3 will practice meeting up at Shanti Sagar regularly and getting a feel of the entire thing. Its another thing Krishna has no idea bout this :D. John, you are also included for the trip by default ;)

7) Rashmi's weekday , far-far theory of attending marriages. Its now a full-fledged algo. Check out
    http://chaos-is-forever.blogspot.com/2010/02/ultimate-wedding-attendance-algorithm.html

8) Vids threatening to kill all of us if we don't reach in time for her wedding rituals. 7 AM in the morning ;)

9) As we near the stage to wish the couple, Sandeep had genuine doubts if we even know the guy or we have traveled so far into some random wedding. We had our doubts too :P

10) Vids talking in Kannada. From now on, we are supposed to converse with her only in Kannada. Learn something Divya Kamath :P

11) Prabha's story of seeing a look-alike of me at her office. It seems she stared at that guy so much that finally he smiled back at her :D

You can add your own experiences here. Those who did not have the 'privilege' of attending the wedding can comment :D