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Friday, December 3, 2010

TFT's Rajini Jokes Collection

I find our thalaivar's jokes to be the happening thing in our group these days... So instead of sending them in mails why not we publish our creations here in our group blog and have fun reading. I am starting it by publishing some of my creations .. :D.. Its just for fun and i request none to take it seriously :D ....

1) Rajnikanth got bored one day and started donating books and audio collections from his personal library.
Today those stuff can be found on WikiLeaks ...

2) Rajnikanth years ago "ssssshhhhhhedddd" ( silenced ) an innocent girl....
The gal was none other than our snata ..... :D ...
She has remained silent since then :D

3) Rajnikanth once told a joke to the TFT's .
Rashmi laughed instantly :D ... ( No more tubelightism ) ....

4) Rajni one day after hearing Vidya sing said she reminds him of Balasubramaniam.
So Inspired, she married a guy with the same name and today she is Vidya Govindarajan Balasubramaniam :D ...

5) Long long time ago Rajini debated with Ashwini.
Obviously Rajini lost and from then on goes around telling" Naa oru vaadi sonna , Nooru vaadi soona maadari (If i say once, it equals me telling 100 times) ..."
just to conserve his energy for debating wid her again :D :D...

6) Rajini once had a conversation with Divya in Kannada.
From then on he stopped acting in kannada films :D.....

7) Only once in his life Rajini was admitted to Nimhans.
Poor guy had attempted to read Krishna's mind :D ...

8) Rajnikanth once eveteased a cow in switzerland ..
Today the cow is so famous that Roger federer married it :D...

9) Rajnikanth once donated all his old undies and bannians to Queen Victoria.
They now form the collections called Victoria's Secret, which Rajni recently revealed .....
( Joke was going around that Rajni knows Victoria's secret :).. this is the actual secret ..

10) Rajni once opened a stunts training institute for a day. Guess who was the topper after the course ??
Jackie chan came last, Jet Li flunked, the topper was our very own Balayya and Vijaykanth was second..

11) During MahaBharath days Rajini owned a silk saree showroom...
His one and only customer was Draupadi .... :D ..

(The limitless Saree when she was getting denuded was the greatest fashion creation of our Thalaivar)

12) Rajini convinced Calvin that Hobbes was just a toy.
That was the end of Calvin n Hobbes :( ...

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Great idea John....and koole jokes too :D

No jokes on me at all!!! :P Wait till I come up wid a few on u ;)

Rashmi sandeep said...

heehee great John :D We will keep adding more and more and more :D

Anonymous said...

Rajni attempting to read Krish's mind :D

Div talking kannada :D

silening snata :D

John Melvin said...

Hehe.. din get one specific thing abt you to joke abt maccha... u r very unpredictable guy :D...

Unknown said...

good jokes John...as usual.... :D:D
but now a days i m not silent :D ppl have made rules(especially our rashmi) for me..hence i cant be silent :D:D

Prabha said...

good one john

should see this
punching dialogues of rajini

http://www.oonly.com/video/3kXj5Oria9U/Rajinikanth_Movie_Dialogues

krishkn said...

I am reading it after a long time tht it got published .... Funny :D

Vidhya said...

Super...... :)