10 years later...Part 2

Part 1

John saw Surya sitting silently and said loudly "Surya, kyun aise chup chup baithi hain? (Helps if you read it in John's Hindi accent) Tera machli ka business kaise jaa raha hai?" Surya giggles "Jaa raha hain nai John,chal raha hain. Actually woh toh doud raha hai" (Surya has moved to Bhubaneshwar and has taken up machili business. She has literally hit gold. In fact, she is so rich now that all she does is sit in a chair and count the moolah) John "Tu aur bhi white aur gol gol ho gayi hai. Lagta hain bahut paisa kama rahi hain. Main bhi pustak likhna chod ke tera business partner ban jaata hoon" Surya panics a little and says "Haan John,jab zaroorat pade main tumhe bulaloongi . Tab tak tum jo kar rahe ho, you continue that" Krishna smiles and pointing his finger towards Surya says,"Snota, you are right,you are right"

"At least you listen to me Pavan. As usual, nobody is interested to know what I am up to" ."Hey its not like that Vim.So Rajni's Rascals are a big hit Down Under huh? The Australian PM gave a public statement last week saying he approves of the Rascals" (Reacting to the racial attacks in the Oz, Vimala got together a gang of Tamilians and decided to give it back to the miscreants. This is their Rascals' daily routine : Watch Rajni movies throughout the day, catch the news for any attacks and carry out the vendetta that night itself. Vim is totally dedicated to this cause now. Vim's motto is "No law,no justice. Only JUDGEMENT!" The judgement included gruesome punishments like making the culprits eat spicy sambar-rice, make them say Rajni dialogues and torture them until they get them right and have Australian beer without offering them .Vim says dramatically "They shiver when they hear Vimala Muthiah's name. Our punishments are so horrifying those losers will never lay a hand on anyone again, let alone ask a woman to sit pillion"

Ankur heard only the word Tamil and started off "Anji,rendu,mooru, idli sambar, dosai" and started laughing (Ankur was doing the most admirable work among all of us. With an MBA degree up his sleeve, he felt he should do something for his native,Rajasthan. He sat through several sunsets wondering about it. And one day, it all came to him. Now he is heading a Govt Of India project to research growing Aloo in Thar desert). "Our state would not have to export Aloo from others states once this project is under way. Rajasthan will become self-sufficient in Aloo. And where did this start? I had nothing when I came here. Sirf ek rumaal aur ek MBA degree leke aaya tha idhar" Ashwini suddenly chimed in "Hey you sound like Mallika Sherawat". Ankur glared at her and did not crack any more jokes.

Krishna was silently listening to everyone till now. Suddenly he raised his hand "I'm next, I'm next" (Krish is a head cashier in syndicate bank in Suratkal. He says he loves the bank job as he wil get to interact a lot with people only to realize people rarely go to bank nowadays.In the evenings he transforms into the lead guitarist of the band Navoo Barsteevi, complete with a spiky hairdo, silver chains in his nexk, and dark tatoos on his face and arms and have rock shows in Udupi and Mangalore. Much like the two SRKs in Rab Ne....) Vidhya asked "Krish, dont you get bored with no people coming to the bank?" "heh,heh not at all, not at all. I listen to music,watch videos of sachin batting, eat mangalore bajji and sleep. Also occasionally when a customer comes, I chat up with them, tell them to go to Bharat mall and see the bich"

It was my turn now. Divya "What is your current profession Pavan? You are shifting careers so fast we have no idea what you are upto now :P :P" (After I quit my job, I could not quite decide what I should get into. I love traveling, so I got work with a big Tours and Travels company. Once I lost my sense of direction so much I suggested this Punjabi family to take a flight to Gurgaon when they said wanted to see a beach.I was promptly asked to leave. Next I took up wildlife photography, but then somehow the animals would appear only when I am having food or snacks,which was very often. By the time I finish and pick my cam, they are gone! Next I took up a job writing columns for a reputed newspaper. But then everyone thought I only cracked stupid jokes and made no sense and there was a heavy backlash again the paper itself. Sooooo.... )"Now I am running a business chain dealing with popular anime merchandise - Naruto orange color jump suits, Naruto orange caps, Naruto t-shirts even electronic goods with Naruto themes!!! We even have a website http://www.shopdattebayo.com where you can shop for such stuff to your heart's content!!!. Great,isn't it?"
Ankur sounded very confused "I have only one question. What is this Naruto???"
                                                                

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